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Butterknife Barber

When a woman melts a stick of button atop her badussy, and proceeds to enter a fresh butter knife. The butter knife is then turned horizontal after inserted, serrated side facing the exterior. The man then enters from the top of his head, and moves in a circular motion, creating the perfect haircut.

Max: Brooo I need to get a trim so bad. I’m mad broke tho.
Isabel: i’ll butterknife barber you. Put on your goggles.

by SexyLamp November 19, 2022


Holliston

Small white town in Massachusetts, with approximately .1% other races. Kids overuse "lit", "haze", and 'your mom' jokes. The high school has an extreme vaping/weed problem. The football team is good for D3. Anything you whisper the entire town will hear. Couple rich neighborhoods the rest of the people are lower class. Kids walk to cvs after school on fridays as a place of hangout.....'nough said

-Bruh come to holliston it's lit af bruh
-Wtf is a holliston

-Let's go chill at CVS
-Sounds like a meme

by SexyLamp December 17, 2016

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