Insult

A way to make pretty much everyone really dislike you .
Makes you look like a d-bag.
Others listening may find it funny however and therefore you must do it in large public areas such as at school or in a meeting so when you lose a friend, you gain 3 more. Contradicting myself, using insults may be a great way to gain friends and people who respect you as the Supreme Leader.

Insult: "If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb to the number of your chromosomes and then jump to your IQ."
*a small loan of 1 million friends gained!!!
*success at the cost of 1 old, useless, unwanted, unneeded nun-of-a-friend.
*worth

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