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when you wake up in the morning and you have dried eye crust/boogers.
Nothing like waking up and rubbing out all the nights el ojo moco to start the day.
16π 1π
when you get over the age of 30 and have had kids and you are Caucasian and you still have perfect pink areola/nipples
man what a surprise when this 38 year old i was about to bang took off her shirt and had perfect 18yr old nipples!
24π 5π
the overhanging fat on a woman's belly usually after she has kids
i don't see your cesarean scar? lift up my flapjack and you will see it.
26π 14π
when you look up at the sky and ask your friend if you have any boogers
so i sneezed at dinner and did not have a mirror so i asked my friend if i had any birds in the sky.
18π 5π
Man i was banging this black girl and she had a hot ass oreo, i could not wait to show her my definition of double stuff!
15π 15π
the annoying "hang nail" that pisses you off and will not heal on the side your finger nail/cuticle.
OMG 2 days and this mother in law is driving me nuts!
27π 5π
when someone has such bad deep cracked heels that you can use a penny to measure the depth like on a tire
she was banging in all departments except she had tread heel, poor thing.