lamm

an acronym for "lover and mistress marriage", this term is used to define:

a): a specific type of marriage (not to be confused with an open relationship, where cheating is, mostly, mutually consentual and often the couples involved are in common-law or civil marriages) where the partners are, legally speaking, fully married, and are neither legally separated nor divorced, and still cheat on each other. Since this is not an open relationship, it can only happen when one or both partners are ignorant of the fact that they are, or may be, cheating on each other.

If neither of the partners involved are ignorant of the cheating, they should not be deemed to be an open relationship, but should be seen to be as mutually adultrous and in a lamm but choosing to do nothing about it, which is absolutely their right, since the legal should not get involved until someone decides to file charges.

b): a neutral or pejorative term, depending on the context, for a movie, book, newspaper article or tv show where the plot revolves around a couple in a lamm marriage.

An epitomy of such a scenario would be the movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

two people are in conversation

person a): did you see the movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

person b): yup I did, I thought it was a lamm, that's what I found so funny about it.

person a): lol, I even heard that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are in a lamm in real life as well.

person b): wtf? did you just say that? I find it hard to believe. Tone it down, you are really living underwater.

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hashtag

1) (v) to attract, through social media, attention to political issues so important to you that you are ready to go on a crusade in order to defend said issues.

2) (n): something that, prior to the advent of the social media phenomenon, was known as a 'pound key') on your phone.

I am going to hashtag ''Mitt Romney for president'', and no i won't press the hashtag-pound key- on my phone, because it doesn't serve any purpose.

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Getting more gutfeld

Opposite of getting smaller and smaller

Getting more and more intellectually and culturally relevant when you have your own TV show.

Fox News is getting more gutfeld in our own cancel culture times

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anti-Lavoisier

(referencing Antoine de Lavoisier the 18th century French chemist and his famous phrase "rien ne se perd, rien ne se cree; tout se transforme):

adj- similar to a neo-Luddite, but instead defines people who don't understand 1) that if the government can't pay your welfare check, the money still has to come from somewhere and 2) how poverty is related to Malthus's theory of food production

all those people who protested Trump and those women who marched on Washington, either they don't know what they are doing, or they are simply, in my mind at least, anti-Lavoisier

open happiness

( from the 2011 commercial celebrating 125 years of Coca-Cola):

a) to drink rum and coke
b) to have the best, or what you perceive to be the best, orgasm of your life

Girl 1) why can't I open happiness, definition a)

Girl 2) for definition a) it's our alco-laws, but since you can mix rum abd coke abd still have it the color of coke, you can definitely try. As for definition b), lol, my only advice is, in the bedroom, practice makes perfect

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open happiness

(from the Coca Cola commercial celebrating 125 years of coca cola in 2011)

a) drink rum and coke

b) to have an orgasm

girl a) Why can't i open happiness? I'm 16 and a half

girl b) um, are you virgin?

girl a) nope, and I'm lol referring to the mixture of rum and coke. I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union; i.e allow people to drink beer and wine -and maybe rum and coke, since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.

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open happiness

(from the Coca Cola commercial celebrating 125 years of coca cola in 2011)

a) drink rum and coke
b) to have an orgasm

girl a) Why can't i open happiness? I'm 16 and a half

girl b) it's our alco-laws; I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union. Drink beer, wine and maybe rum and coke- since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.