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a) the name of an old song by Britney Spears
b) new and improved phrase: please be kind enough to give me a second chance, since i know i screwed up
boy: baby, please. kiss me baby one more time; i know i screwed up and am willing to improve
girl: hell no! you don't know how to kiss or hug a girl.
Something so beyond stupid that you do, and you don't even understand you've made a complete fool of yourself.
Hang on. I forgot to tell you there's another step beyond incompetently stupid. It's called beytarded.
Something so stupid that you've done it becomes beytarded
What have you done recently that's incompetently stupid?
Something so stupid that you do that's beyond stupid.
What's the last incompetently stupid thing you've done
Something you do that's so stupid it's actually beytarded
Putting your oatmeal porridge to cook on the stove and forgetting about it...is lol incompetently stupid...am I missing something?
A condition similar to blexit, in which a black democrat has an epiphany, realizing that the democratic party doesn't care about black people in America as much as it pretends to.
A democrat having an epiphany? Well the best examples I can think of are Leo Terell and Candace Owens
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Something that involves risk but doesn't require oxygen
Why doesn't life need oxygen but involves risk? It's simple; a homeless person on drugs doesn't care about oxygen- I.e.theyll do what they want when they want, with or without my approval.