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a know-it-all

an offensive term for an arrogant person who professes to know everything in 1 and only one subject but in reality they know absolutely nothing in that subject.

please do not confuse a know-it-all with a pundit, or someone that is blowing fairy dust up your skirt. they are 3 completely different things.

by Sexydimma August 06, 2014


cofgourt

( a combo of the words coffee and yogurt): actually coffee flavored or real coffee yogurt

i just had coffee yogurt and decided, right off the cuff, to invent a new coolidiculous term cofgourt.

by Sexydimma November 21, 2016


a carrot in god's potato field

a) a social misfit, but someone who still somehow functions within their society.

b ) a person who doesn't follow professionally in the footsteps of either parent

dude 1) i can't understand why my parents don't appreciate me more. i want to a history teacher; my mom is a chemist, and dad is an engineer.

dude 2) did you lol ever consider that you might be a carrot in god's potato field, and that your parents wanted you to professionally follow in their footsteps. (starts laughing)

by Sexydimma June 05, 2013


bumble-stumbling

verb: (to be) to skip school without a valid reason and to be doing something else other than what you are supposed to be doing in school. This is also called truating in Great Britain

father: Peter, I have rotten eggs for you. Your school principal, Principal Skinner, just called and said you were bumble-stumbling at Cavendish Mall.

Peter: What the hell is it Principal Skinner's vegetable soup where i am during school hours, as long I get my homework done on time. And how in the devil's name did he find out anyways that I was at Cavendish Mall.

father: Roflmao. Walls have eyes and ears. Nah, Lol. he told me he used his spy-glass from his days in the US Navy; besides Cavendish Mall is right across the street from your high school, no?

by Sexydimma June 16, 2012


bumble-stumbling

verb: (to be) to skip school without a valid reason and to be doing something else other than what you are supposed to be doing in school. This is also called truating in Great Britain

father: Peter, I have rotten eggs for you. Your school principal, Principal Skinner, just called and said you were bumble-stumbling at Cavendish Mall.

Peter: What the hell is it Principal Skinner's vegetable soup where i am during school hours, as long I get my homework done on time. And how in the devil's name did he find out anyways that I was at Cavendish Mall.

father: Walls have eyes and ears. He told me he used his spy-glass to look through his office window. besides Cavendish Mall is right across the street from your high school, no?

by Sexydimma September 26, 2012


Super Blow Sunday

( a parody of Super Bowl Sunday): when, on Super Bowl Sunday your girl gives you the best blowjob of your life and then you watch the Super Bowl together.

Under special circumstances a Super Blow Sunday can occur after the game, when, after your favorite team has lost, your girl gives you the best blowjob of your life to make you feel better.

by Sexydimma February 02, 2015


Counter-concept

A related, but completely antithetical, concept in regards to the other concept you just defined.

Good is the real counter-concept to evil. It doesn't matter if you understand good and evil as adjectives or nouns.

by Sexydimma June 25, 2024