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A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"
Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles
Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better
A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"
Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles
Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better
a) an infamous massacre committed by Al Capone on St Valentine's Day 1929
b) when one breaks up with their significant other on St Valentine's Day
Do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre, definition b) , on your significant other.
a) an infamous massacre committed by Al Capone on St Valentine's Day 1929
b) when one breaks up with their significant other on St Valentine's Day
Do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre, definition b) , on your significant other.
(Referencing Al Capone's Valentine's Day Massacre of 1929)
When you break up with your girlfriend on St Valentine's Day.
If you are not a misogynistic son of a bastard do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre on your girlfriend.
a civilization worthy of pigs
people throwing their empty water bottles on the floor in the metro is more indicative of a pigvilization rather than human civilization
to slide down a flight of stairs on your behind, especially the snow and ice covered steps leading to your own front door.
N.B. this word is an amalgamation of the terms (ass a.k.a. behind) and tobogganing)
son: I never tried assbogganing down our front steps. mom, can i please.
Mom: no, I won't stand for it. Now, if you want to make yourself useful around the house, my favorite idiotager, instead of assbogganing down the front steps, get a shovel and some salt, clean the bloody snow and ice off the front steps. Not as many people as you are as masochistic as to like assbogganing for fun.
son (sulks at his mother, then shoves off to clean the snow and ice off the front steps)
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