baconator

(A combination of the words bacon and traitor): between and, theorthetically, among jews only, an offensive term for a yiddishe bochur who chooses to marry a non jewish girl, making the children non jewish.

If you are neither a svinoyed, a yidiot, or a jewish convert out of judaism, and you marry a non jewish girl, most jews would consider you a baconator.

Baconator

(A combination of the words bacon and traitor): between and, theoretically, among jews only, an offensive term for a Jewish guy who chooses to marry a non jewish girl, making the children non jewish.

If you are neither a svinoyed, nor a yidiot, and you marry a non jewish girl, most jews would consider you a baconator, unless of course you are a convert out of judaism

to slut shame

(verb)

to literally call a girl (who is NOT a prostitute by profession) a slut and tell her she should be ashamed of herself for the way she dresses, simply because you do not like the way she is dressed

(N.B: I nominated this post for 'Best of Craigslist', because it was actually written in as a poem, of which I have an excerpt above) :

Craigslist post in Montreal, Canada

" (...) you spotted me walking quickly to my class and decided you needed to stop me so you can give me your opinion about my clothing; You proceeded to slut shame me. What were you thinking? (...)"

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to slut shame

to literally call a girl (who is not a prostitute by profession) a slut and tell her she should be ashamed of herself for the way she dresses simply because you do not like the way she is dressed

Craigslist post in Montreal, Canada for April 4, 2013:

" (...) you spotted me walking quickly to my class and decided you needed to stop me so you can give me your opinion about my clothing; You proceeded to slut shame me.What were you thinking? (...)"

N.B: I nominated this post for 'Brest of Craigslist', because it was actually written in as a poem, of which i have an excerpt above.

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Move on with your life

A) What people who lost an intellectual argument sometimes have trouble doing

B) accepting the hard reality that you can sometimes be proven wrong in an intellectual argument and not panicking about it

A snowflake intellectual will have trouble understanding the essence of move on with your life in both situations a) and b) above

bedroom-dead

Adj:

a) when a woman has not had sex in more than 10 weeks and is sexually frustrated.

b) sexually unsatisfied in general

c) adj used to describe vanilla sex

If a woman is bedroom-dead, def a), and still has carnal needs, she'll probably resort to Craigslist

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bedroom-dead

Adj: when a woman has not had sex, with her significant other or a male lover, in more than 10 weeks and is sexually frustrated.

If a woman is bedroom-dead, and has needs, she'll probably resort to Craigslist

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