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When you're supposed to be preparing your boss's lunch and you poison them whether accidentally or not.
The term was invented by Jesse Watters of fox News f-sag. He now thinks his recent case of food poisoning or upset stomach was due to culinary terrorism perpetrated by his assistant Johnny
the equivalent of redorgerous, but for black-haired people
if Lily Evans was redorgerous, James Potter was definitely a ravenhead
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synonym of redorgerous but for black-haired people
if Lily Evans was redorgerous, James Potter was definitely a ravenhead
to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone you care about stop swearing.
(N.B: when i was in elementary school this is the type of punishment our teachers threatened us with if we didn't stop swearing)
mother : Daniel, I will soon resort to having to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice; you have a vocabulary problem
son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
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I need you to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice
mother : Daniel, wash your mouth with lemon juice now. Your teacher just called me to say you have a vocabulary problem,
son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
a semi offensive synonym for a short and fat person
if someone terms you calorically challenged , look at yourself in the mirror, and if you don't like what you see, go to the gym.
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