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what a virgin teen girl says in a craigslist personals ad when she wants a random male stranger to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
craigslist ad: I'm waiting for the milkman to show me around. Anyone want to help me?
response to ad: i think craigslist is a very bad idea if you want to pop your cherry, for now you should remain a paragon of virtue and wait for your prince charming
What Hillary Clinton should have become on the first Tuesday in Nov 2016
Mrs Clinton should have become Queen Hillary, but Donald Trump had other ideas
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1) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey
2) a neutral humorous/neutral term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.
son: I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be here soon and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milk out of this house, and rather take Melissa on a run-of-the-mill date or something.
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1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennesse Whiskey
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these two bottles in here.
son: Lol, not exacly my computer-illiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Screw you James, with your "I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days". Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody CPH out of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong! i am out of here. (He leaves the house with the two bottles).
1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennesse Whiskey
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.
son: Lol, not exacly my compiterate. I so wanted you, lol, to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian proivince of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milkout of this house, and rather take Melisaa on a run-of-the-mill-date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!
1 ) a somewhat offensive for an alcoholic who drinks only whiksey
2) a neutral humorous/neutraql term for a person who drinks (in moderation) mainly or only whiskey.
3) a professional connoisseur of alcoholic beverages (other than beer and wine )
a teenage guy brings home two bottles of Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey
his father starts yelling at him:how dare you; you are not even of alco-age. Nimby, you Jack Daniels, you won't consume these bottles in here.
son: I wanted you to haze yourself one of these days. I think you forgot that we live in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia, where the alco-age is 16. To boot, my sigother Melissa will be door-knocking soon, and I wanted to have something to drink.
father: Now, as I said before, nimby. Get your bloody devil's milk out of this house, and rather take Melissa on a run-of-the-mill date or something.
son: okay dad. you win this time, but Ill have, lol, my revenge schooner-latter. Either you eat bacon, or you are wrong!
in Quebec French, a term of derision, but not insulting, for a virgin girl who is shy about being deflowered.
Skyrock Quebec chatroom post:
my gerda is such a sainte nitouche, I don't know what to do anymore, we've been together since we were 11 years old, we're both 16 now, and i think we should help each other out.
reply to post: take your favorite gerda, i'll give you the benefit of the doubt whether she is a sainte nitouche or not, and give her a beer or something at home, that' ll loosen things up bit.
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