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proletariat syndrome

when you work a 9-5 (or 8-4) shift, come home by about 6 pm, only to take a shower and dose off to sleep until 8- 8:30 pm, before doing anything else; however, you are back in bed by 10-10:30 pm, because you have to get up early again the following morning and repeat the process.

the proletariat syndrome occurs most commonly in, as the name suggests, the working classes who don't work in offices, during the fall and winter months, usually September through late January, when the days are getting shorter. Also, the proletariat syndrome should never, under any circumstances, be confused with a real medical condition known as seasonal mood disorder

by Sexydimma July 30, 2016


proletariat syndrome

A medical syndrome, affecting most often the proletarian class, in which people come home from work after a 9-5 shift, fall asleep until about 8:30-9:00 pm then do some chores, only to be back to bed by 10:30-11 pm and get up early the following morning.

Proletariat syndrome should not be confused with ptsd or seasonal mood disorder.

by Sexydimma April 10, 2021


one-man wrecking crew

A single individual who can deliver to the world more political, social, economic and military chaos than Nostradamus's 3 Antichrists- Stalin, Hitler and Napoleon Bonaparte- combined.

Is Donald Trump really the one-man wrecking crew that the Democrats make him out to be and that Joe Biden defined as such at the 2016 DNC?

by Sexydimma July 29, 2016

10👍 4👎


to craigslist

(verb): to put up a missing persons report for someone on, as the name suggests, Craigslist

have you ever heard of anyone trying to craigslist someone else? I mean the missed connections section doesn't count, since that person you are 'looking for' probably wouldn't see your ad anyways, doesn't want to talk to you

by Sexydimma September 14, 2016


to Craigslist

(verb): to put up a missing persons/missing pet/missing antique car (for cars it is only in cases where people love their cars more than their actual significant others) report on Craigslist, but specifically in the lost and found section- a section designed for inanimate objects.

IMHO, if you do want to Craigslist a missing person, a missing pet or a missing vehicle- which, although unusual, is absolutely your right- please don't make a fool of yourself, and be kind enough to put your ad not in the lost and found section, designed specifically for inanimate objects, but rather in the missed (emotional) connections section.

by Sexydimma June 9, 2013


ssdd

same shit different day

mother: Peter, how was your school day today?

teenager Peter: oh, you know how it for an idiotager like myself...ssdd

mother: what does ssdd stand for again? (sighs, oh you teenagers, with all those acronyms)

Peter: it stands for, lol same shit different day.

by Sexydimma May 30, 2013


Hobo vomit

What Hunter Biden's paintings look like, according to Greg Gutfeld.

I agree, the said paintings do look like hobo vomit.

by Sexydimma June 19, 2021