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You can't force a person to do what they don't want to do.
You can't take a horse to water is a useful phrase to learn when making friends.
Back to work on aMonday morning 😓 after a 2 day blackout
Shut up and go back to reality. Enough of your weekend boozing, proles.
a cemetery reserved specifically for the johns and janes doe of your locality
have you been to the local doemetery recently?
a cemetery reserved specifically for the johns and janes doe of your locality
have you been to the local doemetery recently?
a ) (verb): to live off of someone's wage, like a parasite
b) to hire out
boy a) I don't have a job, what can I do?
boy b) let's open a business, and i don't know, maybe, to pimp rather, at minimum wage, some illegal immigrants. they can't get a legal job anyways, since they don't have the required papers.
boy a): you are a genius!
(to be used in a non-sexual context only)
a ) (verb): to live off of someone's wage, like a parasite
b) to hire out
boy a) I don't have a job, what can I do?
boy b) let's open a business, maybe, to pimp to my father's company, at minimum wage, some illegal immigrants. they don't have the required papers. That way, my father pays the immigrants minimum wage, but we take the money from the immigrants instead?
boy a): you are a genius!
(verb- to pimp someone): to live off someone's salary like a parasite.
Emily (adressing her boyfriend): Carl, I just got crucified, since my company is moving overseas. I think we will have to move into the basement of your dad's country place, we can't afford the rent here in the city.
Carl: Listen sweetie, Emily. I am a Martian, and therefore have a solution for you. I was going to pimp you out to my company's secretary and and her rich bastard husband as a cleaning lady, a Cinderella of sorts. Dunno if you'd agree though.
Emily (shrieking): how dare you???. Im, as a Venusian, I think I deserve better.
Carl: Well. I don't get on that well with my dad anyways, and, besides, it's better than living in the basement of his country place, like some rats.
Emily: well, in that case, if you want to pimp me out, I reserve the right to pimp you out as well, roflmfao. (staqrts yelling at Carl): go work in construction, or whatever, now. I want you to nigger, before telling me nonsense.