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Bombay-on-the-Border

New name for El Paso Texas

I renamed the city Bombay-on-the-Border simply because the city looks like Bombay after the expiration of Title 42!

by Sexydimma May 13, 2023


fall rearrangement

The fall equivalent of a spring clean up

When you fall your clock back in October, don't forget about the year fall rearrangement. Also don't forget about spring clean up when you spring your clock forward.

by Sexydimma June 3, 2015


fall rearrangement

The fall equivalent of a spring clean up

When you fall your clock back in October, don't forget about the year fall rearrangement. Also don't forget about spring clean up when you spring your clock forward.

by Sexydimma March 3, 2015


to air out

( verb, refering to the 2 la county sheriff's deputies shot outside a compton metro station in aug 2020): to shoot a cop in the face or head

If you want to air out a cop, be prepared to go to the electric chair, even if your victim survives.

by Sexydimma October 4, 2020

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Bénévoler

English translation of a non existant french verb, meaning to volunteer.

Bénévoler, to volunteer, as a conjugated verb,, should replace the French phrase " Faire du bénévolat" or to do volunteering. I mean in English I can say I am doing volunteering work or simply I volunteer.

by Sexydimma February 18, 2022


raping the bar

similar to dine-n-dash but at an establishment that serves only, or mostly, alcohol

raping the bar is just as much an offense as dine-n-dash or shoplifting, so don't be surprised if you get busted

by Sexydimma March 12, 2015


parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP neighborhood comes home to find the words alieni ite domum scratched into their door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederates again. What a parking ticket.

the son: so now what? we repaint the door?

father: yes, although this act of vandalism is indeed a parking ticket, it isn't as bad a The French Wars of Religion

by Sexydimma May 28, 2015

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