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(as a verb) to do or complete the daily, and often boring, household chores one is responsible for as a child living at his parents house.
This definition stems from the often objective observation that most high school kids today not only hate chemistry, but consider it boring as well as a chore.
a boy comes from school and says to his mother: i want to go and watch and porn video and later go my girlfriends house. his mother responds: before doing whatever it is you have proposed i want you to do your chemistry.
son: which one: physical, organic, inorganic, analytical, or biological?
mother: no you twit. i want you to take out the recycling and the trash, wash the dishes and drive your little sister to ballet classes; otherwise i am cutting off your allowance.
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(from the Yiddish word a ×××, i.e, a Jew):
a Jew who behaves like a total dork or idiot
Jew 1): hey you yidiot, stop eating pork in public, you are a disgrace to Judaism
Jew 2) Just shove off, church and state are separate in the western world.
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Not a yidiot. A jew, a yid, who behaves like an idiot, even among other jews.
Anthony Blinken is not only a jew and a pötz he's a yidiöt. Maybe add Merrick Garland.
(from the Yiddish word a ×××, i.e, a Jew):
a Jew who behaves like a total dork or idiot
Jew 1): hey you yidiot, stop eating pork in public, you are a disgrace to Judaism
Jew 2) Just shove off, church and state are separate in the western world.
A yid, a jew, who behaves like an idiot.
Have you seen a yidiöt lately?
a phrase meaning, there's no point in arguing with you because you adamantly believe in a scientific fallacy- something that has been scientifically/socially proven to be false
father: son, your bloody report card is here.
son: oh, if my report card has rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it.
father: in that case, lol, I take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die.
son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.
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a phrase meaning
N.B.: this phrase is said to make someone look silly/ridiculous
a) "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence (or mass popular opinion in the secular world) to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.
Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.