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teenage pregnancy pacts

a new social phenomenon in U.S. high schools in which groups of teenage girls, dare each other- and actually try to carry out the said pact- to become pregnant all at the same time.

teenage pregnancy pacts should be studied as a sociological subbranch of teen sexual behavior.

by Sexydimma December 3, 2013

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Slinging stocks and cutting deals

Going back to your life of shady business practices after you've served jail time for the said shady practices

Pauly P will probably be slinging stocks and cutting deals even if he will never serve time.

by Sexydimma July 17, 2022


Slinging stocks and cutting deals

Returning to your previous life of petty crime once you either completed your sentence for the same crime or you were charged but never convicted.

Paul Pelosi is slinging stocks and cutting deals. Lol.

by Sexydimma July 16, 2022


Newstox

Detox from all news you see on television, not just social media.

Under extreme cases of newstox, you can probably only read the local newspaper.

by Sexydimma June 25, 2024


eat your carrots and broccoli

used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".

a boy, eating, lol, carrots, brocolli, and other stewed vegetables for breakfast, asks his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket. Please eat your carrots and broccoli. Then just pick up your things so I can take you to class.

by Sexydimma May 26, 2012


Baiel

(Pronounced bail): boy was I ever loaded

What you say when craft isn't enough anymore due to the overconsumption of drugalcation

What did you do during your 2 day blackout?

Answer: baiel and drugalcation

Wow

by Sexydimma April 10, 2022


peatard

an offensive term to use on any person; a combination of the expression pea-brain, and the word retard.

the word peatard is both offensive and not offensive. When used to offend someone, it's a combination of the expression pea-brain and the word retard. however, a peabrain is not such an offensive term because a peatard can be simply an uptard disguised as a retard

by Sexydimma January 12, 2014

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