Schmutzvering

( amalgamation of the words schmutz and covering): Another pejorative name for the cloth mask you've worn on your face ever since covid came along

Why do you have a schmutzvering on?! Schmutzfest is over!

Schmutzvering

Anything ugly that covers all or part of your beautiful face

A gas mask and a diving helmet ( a diving helmet is the ancestor to modern scuba gear) are considered schmutzvering nowadays.

schmutzvering

The words (schmutz) and covering, combined. Another name for a covid mask

Get this schmutzvering off your beautiful face, now.

bozophobe

A decently intelligent person who is afraid of other intelligent people who pretend to be less intelligent than they actually are.

Im a bozophobe when it comes to talking about James Comey or Hilary Clinton. They are actually more intelligent than they pretend to be on t.v.

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Wearing gold

Verb: making lots of money- legally or illegally, morally or immorally- in a short period of time.

Start wearing gold but don't caught up in the hottest girl in the class

drop it off the nearest cliff

Said when you want someone to drop a conversation subject once and for all.

Boy: should Hillary Clinton be arrested for uranium one?

mother : I don't know what uranium one is and drop it off the nearest cliff with your Hillary Clinton obsession. It's not your business to arrest anyone.

to crucify

verb : (to)

to lay off your workers, for no specific reason other than the fact that you decide to move your company overseas.

N.B: not to be confused with either the crucifixion, a method of capital punishment in the Roman Empire, or The Crucifixion -of Jesus-but this is just as painful in the modern capitalist world.

Emily (adressing her boyfriend): Carl, remember I told you my boss was thinking about firing me? Well now he finally succeeded. I finally learned the reason; it's not just me he is firing, it's everyone. He's going to crucify the entire staff.

Carl: Oh, the bastard. If he is going to crucify all his staff like that, and other companies follow suit, guess what?, the laid off workers around The United States might start an American Communist Revolution.