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to lay off your workers, for no specific reason other than the fact that you decide to move your company overseas, even in times of economic prosperity.
Emily (adressing her boyfriend): Carl, remember I told you my boss was going to crucify me? Well now he finally succeeded. My company is moving overseas. I think we will have to move into the basement of your dad's country place, we can't afford the rent here in the city.
Carl: Listen sweetie, Emily. I am a Martian, and therefore have a solution for you. I was going to pimp you out to my company's secretary and and her rich bastard husband as a cleaning lady, a Cinderella of sorts. Dunno if you'd agree though. Emily (shrieking): how dare you???. Im, as a Venusian, I think I deserve better.
Carl: Well. I don't get on that well with my dad anyways, and, besides, it's better than living in the basement of his country place, like some rats.
Emily: well, in that case, if you want me to be a commodity to pimp out I reserve the right to pimp you out as well, roflmfao. (starts yelling at Carl): go work in construction, or whatever, now. I want you to nigger, before hitting the sauce
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to lay off your workers, for no specific reason other than the fact that you decide to move your company overseas.
Emily (adressing her boyfriend): Carl, remember I told you my boss was thinking about firing me? Well now he finally succeeded. I finally learned the reason; it's not just me he is firing, it's everyone. He's going to crucify the entire staff.
Carl: Oh, the bastard. If he is going to crucify all his staff like that, and other companies follow suit, guess what?, the laid off workers around The United States might start a Communist revolution. It makes no sense to me, pentoute what he is doing.
{Referencing George Orwell's 1984): living under Stalin and/or Stalin's purges
Live in 1984? This is exactly what will happen if we don't kill section 230 and start regulating big brother
(urine and excrement humor) : sexually dark, perverted, macabre, sadistic and altogether inappropriate humor (also potentially includes misogynistic jokes), the type found in the 50 shades of Grey trilogy.
some of the definitions here on urbandictionary.com are, IMHO, since they were written by idiotagers obsessed with sex, drugs and rock-n-roll, are a perfect epitome of urncrement humor.
on Facebook, a trusted friend you ask (as a favor to you) to say hello- or send any other messages- on your behalf to another Facebook user who either deleted their account or doesn't want to talk to you on Facebook.
My friend Steven actually invented the phrase Facebook communication vessel when I asked him to say hello on my behalf to another common friend of ours who didn't want to talk to me and Steven refused.
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a) tête-â- tête: a French de France term meaning: a private face-to-face conversation, excluding all "technological" communication devices including regular mail.
b) (when the word is used in an oral or written request): a request for a future private face-to-face meeting
do we even, as a society, know what the term tête-â- tête as in my definition a) above refers to, or do did we, in our technologically convenient world forget what it is?
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a) tête-â- tête: a French de France term meaning: a private face-to-face conversation, excluding all "technological" communication devices including regular mail.
b) (when the word is used in an oral or written request): a request for a future private face-to-face meeting
the term tête-â- tête was so named simply because in French tête literally means 'head'.