condo-shroom

a) noun: an intense period of condo building and/or relevant building demolition in order to make room for future condos in a given neighborhood, city, town or municipality.

b) verb: (to): to multiply exponentially or at an alarming/threatening rate

Montreal, Canada is now, seemingly in the middle of a real paradoxical condo-shroom, the condo-shroom paradoxically picking up pace despite the legal challenges by The Charbonneau Commission to the spiel of the conscruption-industry.

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pig on a collar

a Frankenstein type monstrosity that no one has ever seen before

hey, you! come here, you pig on a collar

pig on a collar

A Frankenstein-type physical monstrosity that no one has ever seen before.

A binoculared pig is not a pig on a collar.

fuckfriend

a) an fwb, but without the frienship

b) an offensive synonym for a friends with benefits

a specific prostitute that you pay for over and over again would probably qualify as a friend with benefits, but without the actual friendship, under definition a) of fuckfriend as stated above

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if Trump can be banned, the devil can be canned

Anything you can do, I can do better

If trump can be banned, the devil can be canned is a useful euphemism

telling everybody your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same ridiculous tall-tale ones, over and over again, and using them in different situations and on different people

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

politically incorrect

adjectives:

a) the exact opposite of what is considered 'politically correct' in one's zeitgeist.

b) what the modern medioacratic society doesn't want you to become, so can it better manipulate you through the media, through meaningless commercials, by screaming to you kiss the Don's ring, or die.

(nouns)

c) a type of slang language, a sort of unintelligible double-speak used among politically conscious individuals to say, in public, exactly what they mean and mean exactly what they say, politically speaking, and at the same time avoid George Orwell's Big Brother

politically incorrect individuals are politically conscious simply because they understand the essence of Rene Descarte's Latin phrase cogito ergo sum and are not afraid to be a white crow

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