to slut shame

to literally call a girl (who is not a prostitute by profession) a slut and tell her she should be ashamed of herself for the way she dresses simply because you do not like the way she is dressed

Craigslist post in Montreal, Canada for April 4, 2013:

" (...) you spotted me walking quickly to my class and decided you needed to stop me so you can give me your opinion about my clothing; You proceeded to slut shame me.What were you thinking? (...)"

N.B: I nominated this post for 'Brest of Craigslist', because it was actually written in as a poem, of which i have an excerpt above.

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Move on with your life

A) What people who lost an intellectual argument sometimes have trouble doing

B) accepting the hard reality that you can sometimes be proven wrong in an intellectual argument and not panicking about it

A snowflake intellectual will have trouble understanding the essence of move on with your life in both situations a) and b) above

bedroom-dead

Adj:

a) when a woman has not had sex in more than 10 weeks and is sexually frustrated.

b) sexually unsatisfied in general

c) adj used to describe vanilla sex

If a woman is bedroom-dead, def a), and still has carnal needs, she'll probably resort to Craigslist

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bedroom-dead

Adj: when a woman has not had sex, with her significant other or a male lover, in more than 10 weeks and is sexually frustrated.

If a woman is bedroom-dead, and has needs, she'll probably resort to Craigslist

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tiff-cave

named after a girl by the name of Tiffany that I know): personal space where people go when they like rejecting modern technology

Please don't go back to your tiff-cave, intergrate into the modern world.

Afoofa act

( afoofa stand for all for one and one for all, a phrase from the 3 musketeers): an act of us congress in which theoretically all 50 states at one and the same time either adopt or reject a specific piece of legislation

A perfect candidate for the afoofa act should be abortion. It should be even the 10th amendment. I mean roe vs wade should be simple: either all 50 states adopt the 15 weeks when abortion is allowed or all 50 states ban abortion altogether .

not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier

as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"

boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed

boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.

boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.