neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Dog

this term is used to describe

1) a problem in a given scientific subject that is so hard and incomprehensible that even most people with a PhD in that field have trouble making head or tail of it.

2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there.

3) something that has rarely been seen in the scientific world, and it is therefore hard to distinguish what it is or is not.

two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Dog. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao champ! We are in private school, right? are you lazy, or are you a normal student, and will therefore work on this problem comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Dog. I feel like I just want to complain to someone for no specific reason.

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foreign service officer

(or f.s.o for short): a deep state neo-patriot engaging in a coup d'etat

the zelensky-trump whistleblower is a real-life foreign service officer, perhaps one of the worst there is.

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the medicine you digest so well

a habit one has recently acquired.

mother: Joseph, stop interrupting. I don't like the medicine you digest so well lately. This anti-social habit won't get you anywhere in life.

Joseph: go scratch yourself. I will not stop interrupting, just because you want me to.

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one sandwich short of a picnic

a) a term for a girl who has both performed and received oral sex and lost her anal virginity, but is still vaginally virgin.

b) a hilarious term for a guy who has masturbated and watched porn, but who has never neither had oral or anal sex performed on him nor penetraded a girl's vagina with his member.

m4w CL posting :

im looking for virgins to help me deflower myself, but lol im also looking for a one sandwich short of a picnic girl, like myself. since everybody, or almost, masturbates and/or watches porn today, and giving and receiving oral and anal sex, i dont consider that losing one's virginity

reply to ad: im the girl you are looking for, im one sandwich short of a picnic myself; we'll get along just fine as an nsa-fwb ltr.

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Doomed to fail

A good description of Biden's presidency. Even worse than doa- dead on arrival.

Biden's presidency is doomed to fail for reasons I can't really describe here but please trust me.

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Brain-dead bozos

Average 18 year old American college students w little income but a shitload of debt

Greg Gutfeld is right when he says our government, instead of educating us as its future generations, simply turned us into brain-dead bozos and made a profit 📈 at the same time.

Apparently turning future generations into brain-dead bozos is amoral but profitable. How disgusting 😤

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classical letters

a physical, non technological, personal form of correspondence, excluding e-mail, fax, Skype, youtube, or phone. This type of communication was called, from Pharaonic Egypt, i.e. before the arrival of computers, personal epistolary correspondence

mother (before daughter goes off to University) : please write me classical letters, I am somewhat technologically challenged, and can't remember the password to access my email.

daughter: I can always write you a few classical letters, but they take time to come home. You are lucky I happen to know what they are. No one in my class but me knows what classical letters are anymore

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