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either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary)

a phrase meaning

"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."

Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.

by Sexydimma May 29, 2014


not my brand of whiskey

not my area of expertise

boy: dad can you help me with physics homework?

father: non, physics is not my brand of whiskey. i am a chemical engineer.

by Sexydimma June 7, 2012

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not my brand of whiskey

not my area of professional expertise

man 1 ): how did Hitler commit suicide: by taking a cyanide pill or shooting himself in the head?

man 2) no bloody idea. this is not my brand of whiskey, I'm a biochemist anyways. go to a history department, they may be able to help you there.

by Sexydimma June 6, 2012


IRS

Degenerate bureaucrats telling me to consider stolen property as taxable income.

What gall. IRS agents steal my money in the form of taxes then says I must pay taxes on stolen property? Like WTF?

by Sexydimma December 30, 2022

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twat

a) a fanny, or vagina, in British English

b) American English, an offensive term 4 a non pragmatic, non rational male who use his phallic organ to think things through instead of using his thinking cap

if you are a male twat, definition b), you have a problem, and a serious one

by Sexydimma May 8, 2015

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break a few eggs to make an omelet

To try something else, fail, then try again and maybe again until you actually succeed.

You need to break a few eggs to make an omelet.

by Sexydimma July 3, 2022


Drinking poisoned water

To be a politician, corrupt to the core, simply because you live in the swamp and don't know any better.

Nancy Pelosi is drinking poisoned water, has been, actually, her entire life. She is so corrupt she isn't interested in anything but her own advancement.

by Sexydimma January 18, 2022

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