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Sunshine, cotton candy and rainbows

When things are going well, financially and otherwise, for you and your family; when you're on a roll

The Biden administration's handling of certain recent crises isn't sunshine, cotton candy and rainbows.

by Sexydimma June 8, 2021

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


money cake

jackpot/mother load

i just won the money cake at the local lottery, yay

by Sexydimma November 18, 2016

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


money cake

jackpot/mother load

i just won the money cake at the local lottery, yay

by Sexydimma February 14, 2015


penalty box

a) where you don`t want to be when playing hockey
b) a synonym used to define a prison or a mental health institution when speaking to extremely small children.

under definition, if you hang out with the wrong crowd, you`ll some day end up in the penalty box.

by Sexydimma February 19, 2015


When in Rome, speak Latin

a parody of the phrase "when in Rome, do as the Romans do", this phrase means ( used in a nice, non-belliugerent way):

"if you want to integrate into, and be a part of, polite society, behave, as a rule of thumb, like most other people of your age, gender and/or social status behave in your society in your zeitgeist"

a boy with almost no friends comes home from high school and starts conmplaining to his father:

boy: dad, why don't i have any friends my age?

father: pragmatically speaking, Brandon, I thing you are not applying correctly my famous cherry-phrase "when in Rome, speak Latin." IMHO it's doesn't take Albert einstein to figure out why you have no friends: you don't do, at least after school, what most other boys your age are doing. All you do after class is watch porn, argue with your mother and sisters as to whether or not to do your chemistry, and help Mr. and Mrs. Philips, our generous elderly neighbors, with their gardening.

boy: But that's what I have always done. Wait so you have contradicted yourself, because humans are creatureses of habit, psychologically and biologically speaking.

father (ignoring Brandon's interruption): However, most boys your age, after class, date their girlfriends, play football and maybe monkey hoops, play the saxophone or another musical instrument a la Lisa Simpson, maybe hang out with their friends and look for trouble a la Bart Simpson and Nelson Muntz, maybe even play marbles. Some young men your age even go to bars/clubs and get a refreshing drink after a hard day's work. Go and do some of the things I've mentioned and you'll make friends tic-tac-toe

boy: (imitating homer simpson): D' Oh. so no wonder then I feel and act like a white crow

by Sexydimma February 23, 2012

40πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


slum-lord

(Not to be confused with slum lord): the most "socio-economically" affluent tenant of a given slum or shanty town.

I'd rather be a slum-lord than a drug lord

by Sexydimma November 18, 2014

6πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Brave new world

A companion book to Stalin's Bible

Aldous Huxley's a brave new world is where the modern democratic party wants to take us. :( I'm less than impressed with the democratic party.

by Sexydimma May 23, 2021

4πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž