monkey bomb

a offensive term for an IED

if you're going to build a monkey bomb, make sure you have the proper know how, otherwise we are not responsible for you injuring yourself.

the Unforgiveables

(the u of Unforgiveables must always be a capital U): a term of respect, awe and fear term referring, collectively, to the legislative, judicial, and executive orders of one's society.

Thus named because, usually, an person's criminal record is 'unforgiveable, remaining on the books either for a very long period of time or for life.

NB: Not to be confused with The Unforgivable Curses mentioned in the Harry Potter series.

son: can I grow weed in our backyard. i heard in school it's hip and cool today?

father: you can do whatever the hell you please. But remember you write your life in indelible ink. do not get on the wrong side of the Unforgiveables, because your criminal record will most likely follow you to the grave.

the Unforgiveables

(NB: Not to be confused with The Unforgivable Curses mentioned in the Harry Potter series, the u of Unforgiveables must always be a capital U):

a term of respect, awe and fear term referring, collectively, to the legislative, judicial, and executive orders of one's society.

Thus named because, usually, in North America an individual's criminal record is 'unforgiveable', remaining with the individual either for a very long period of time or for life.

son: can I grow weed in our backyard? i heard in school it's hip and cool.

father: you can do whatever the hell you please. But remember you write your life in indelible ink. do not get on the wrong side of the Unforgiveables, because your criminal record will most likely follow you to the grave. now, go scratch yourself

Canadian resilience

When you are winter-friendly and come to work, even when it's close to -35℃ outside

Canadian resilience is part of culture-shock for a lot of our immigrants.

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hamcheewich

ham and cheese sandwich

give me hamcheewich please

to haggle 'n' babble

(тормозить и базарить in Russian):

to suddenly stop working and engage your co-workers in a work-unrelated conversation.

if you want to haggle 'n' babble, don't come to work; go wherever there's a social gathering environment. Just don't prevent anyone else from working.

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to haggle 'n' babble

(тормозить и базарить in Russian):

to suddenly stop working and engage your co-workers in a work-unrelated conversation.

if you want to haggle 'n' babble, don't come to work; go home, go wherever there's a social gathering environment. Just don't prevent anyone else from working.