to paper clip

(verb): literally, to clip your papers together with a paper clip

instead of trying to paper clip your high school project try putting them in a duo tang comme du monde.

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a mediocrity from the suburbs

a) a woman who is the exact opposite of a goddess from Athens who is also so-so in terms of her bedroom skills.

if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and your father a lumberjack, even plastic surgery won't help you look like Leonardo diCaprio or Brad Pitt.

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a mediocrity from the suburbs

a so-so looking woman who is also so-so in terms of her bedroom skills

if your mother was a mediocrity from the suburbs and your father a lumberjack even plastic surgery won't help you look like Leonardo diCaprio or Brad Pitt, no matter what your sexperience is

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trumpian

a ) (adj): similar in personality traits to Donald Trump

b) (adj): arrogant and narcissistic

c ) (noun): an ardent supporter of Donald Trump

IMHO when Louis XIV said l'etat c'est moi (I am the embodiment of The State), he showed himself to be a true trumpian, in all 3 definitions a), b) and c).

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a milfberry

a milf or cougar whose vagina actually smells like your favorite berry..

dude 1) where can i get a milfberry, cinnamon flavor please?

dude 2) lolz, please reconsider that; a cinnamon milfberry may not exist, since lolz cinnamon is not a berry.

dude 1) okay, then help me find a strawberry one.

dude 2) easy enough go; to the local friend finder, it'll point you in the right direction.

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broccoli-art

The exact opposite of eye-candy.

IMHO impressionist painting like Picasso is broccoli-art.

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Taxable income

Definitely not stolen property I obtained while participating in smurglaries.

The IRS doesn't know what taxable income is.

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