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(ÑоÑмоз по ÑÑÑÑки, if anyone reads Russian here):
a person who is neither retarded nor mentally challenged nor eccentric, but in their normal state (i.e without being UTI) is still slow on the uptake.
boy: Melissa, when is your birthday again?
girl: my name is not Melissa, it's Melanie, and are you lol an uptard? I know you are normal because you get amazing grades in chemistry and physics. my birthday, for the last time, is March 15, but you always give me flowers on March 9.
boy: I am not an uptard. Due to family tradition, i can't possibly give a girl flowers on The Ides of March, even if it's her birthday.
Melanie: are you telling me your limo is triple parked?
boy: no.
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(ÑоÑмоз по ÑÑÑÑки)
a person who is neither retarded nor mentally challenged nor eccentric, but in their normal state (i.e without being UTI) is still slow on the uptake.
boy: Melissa, when is your birthday again?
girl: my name is not Melissa, it's Melanie, and are you lol an uptard? I know you are normal because you get amazing grades in chemistry and physics. my birthday, for the last time, is March 15, but you always give me flowers on March 9.
boy: I am not an uptard. both of the things you mentioned are correct; however, I have two cousins, identical twins, one named Melissa, the other Melanie, and you look like an older version of them. Numero Dos due to family tradition, i can't possibly give a girl flowers on The Ides of March, even if it's her birthday.
Melanie: are you telling me your limo is triple parked?
boy: no.
(N.B. not to be confused with a sauce hitter, a noun and related term
verb: being a gas wholesaler/pundit, talking intellectual sounding nonsense about any given scientific discipline, without knowing much about said discipline.
boy : Is barium chloride edible?
mother: Victor how dare you talk such nonsense when you've been educated in one of the best private schools in the country? Please stop hitting the sauce, all right? And if you're going to continue in the same vein in our relationship itself will start to hit the fan; I won't stand for it to have a sauce hitter in my house.
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being a gas wholesaler/pundit, talking intellectual sounding nonsense about any given scientific discipline
boy : Is barium chloride edible?
mother: how dare you Victor? What? talking such nonsense when you've been educated in one of the best private schools in the country? Please do us all a favor, stop hitting the sauce, all right?
Victor: my graduation is lol, a month away; i would like to, after said graduation, to imitate Fred and George Weasley of the Harry Potter books, but instead of opening a joke shop, i'd like to publish a book on how Robespierre and his Committee of Public Safety can be compared to Stalin and the Soviet NKVD/KGB
mother: (even louder): are you an uptard, how many times do i have to tell you to stop hitting the sauce?
1) being a gas wholesaler/pundit, talking intellectual sounding nonsense about any given scientific discipline
2) a synonym for 'hitting the fan'
boy : Is barium chloride edible?
mother: how dare you Victor? talking such nonsense when you've been educated in one of the best private schools in the country? Please do us all a favor, stop hitting the sauce, all right? And if you're going to continue hitting the sauce like that, our relationship will start hitting the sauce itself, and I'll kick you out of this house. I won't stand for it to have a pundit in my house.
being a gas wholesaler/pundit, saying all kinds of junk to everyone and talking intellectual sounding nonsense about everyone and everything.
mother: how dare you Victor? What? talking such nonsense when you've been educated in one of the best private schools in the country? Please do us all a favor, stop hitting the sauce, all right?
Victor: my graduation is lol, a month away; i would like to, after said graduation, to imitate Fred and George Weasley of the Harry Potter books, open a a joke/magic shop with my girlfriend Isabella, and who said you can prevent us hitting the sauce and being gas wholesalers anyways?
being a gas wholesaler/pundit, talking intellectual sounding nonsense about any given scientific discipline
boy : Is barium chloride edible?
mother: how dare you Victor? What? talking such nonsense when you've been educated in one of the best private schools in the country? Please do us all a favor, stop hitting the sauce, all right? Now, go relearn your chemistry.