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so Hawaii

a schoolgirl (usually girls under the age of 18), expression for "so cute and beautiful' The expression shrieked in delight.

a schoolgirl receives, from her parents, new earrings for her birthday.

Parents: Jenn, do you like your new earrings we gave you?

Jenn (looking at her present): Thanks a lot mom and dad, the earring are (shrieks in delight) so Hawaii. (Jenn then hugs both her parents).

Parents: Jenn, we are glad you like your new earrings. Enjoy your Sweet Sixteenth 9her mom then kisses her).

by Sexydimma April 22, 2012

24πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


you are out of your lane

when you are doing something semi or half legal, but possibly immoral/amoral, politically speaking (excluding the 2016 presidential campaign) because you think that you have no other choice

James Comey of the FBI should ignore the comment you are out of your lane when it comes his way; he should empanel a grand jury by possibly going to the Supreme Court of The United States

by Sexydimma October 31, 2016


Technological forest

When you try using a new piece of online technology like zoom, don't have a clue what you're doing, and simply get overwhelmed and therefore lost the technological wonderland

I got lost in the technological forest today.

by Sexydimma April 6, 2021

4πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


pull yourself up by your boot straps

literally referring to what Abraham Lincoln (read a few law books he found in a junk barrel, then became a lawyer and later President of The United States and Booker T Washington (learned to read and write as a sailor's) actually did, this term means:

to legally work, or rather legally to nigger, one's way up the social ladder of one's society in one's zeitgeist using nothing but one's own blood, sweat, toil, common sense, education and street-smarts, and not relying on your country's social assistance/welfare system (provided of course you are able bodied and not mentally ill to the point of not being able to work)

son: I don't understand how Abraham Lincoln legally achieved what he did. He was born on a bloody farm.

father: Jordan, just stop blabbering and learn the meaning of the phrase to pull yourself up by your boot straps and you'll do just as well. Now good night.

by Sexydimma July 21, 2012

42πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


pull yourself up by your boot straps

literally referring to what Abraham Lincoln (read a few law books he found in a junk barrel, then became a lawyer and later President of The United States and Booker T Washington (learned to read and write as a black apprentice sailor) actually did, this term means:

to legally work, or rather legally to nigger, one's way up the social ladder of one's society in one's zeitgeist using nothing but one's own blood, sweat, toil, common sense, education and street-smarts

son: I don't understand how Abraham Lincoln legally achieved what he did. He was born on a bloody farm.

father: Jordan, just stop blabbering and learn the meaning of the phrase to pull yourself up by your boot straps and you'll do just as well. Now good night.

by Sexydimma May 19, 2012

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Party rotation act

A much needed but not yet implemented act of us congress where one or the other of major political us parties is skipped every four years.

Since my party rotation act rotation act is based on the crop rotation of European medieval agriculture it would work like this: if in 2028 we have a republican on the ballot and they win then don't run in ' 32, in '32 we would choose between a Democrat and an independent. If in '32 let's say the democrats win (and supposing we have only 8 years consecutive) then in 2040 we would choose between a republican and an independent. If the independent wins in 2040 then by 2048 we have a democrat and republican running for office again.

by Sexydimma November 23, 2024


Toobinpology

A fake apology, named after Jeffrey Toobin's Oct 2020 masturbation scandal on tv.

Was this a sincere apology or a toobinpology?

by Sexydimma June 14, 2021