crapdown

To take a crap when it's going to take more than a few minutes or when you've been constipated for several days.

I got up feeling sluggish but after a good crapdown I had the energy I needed for the rest of the day.

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weedle your deedle

To urinate especially after one has had a lot to drink.

After seven beers in two hours you'd better weedle your deedle before you burst.