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When you get with a girl and then after she says she just wants to be friends
John: Aw man did you hear about Dro he got reverse friendzoned by that girl!
Mary: Aw no way getting reverse friendzoned is the worst!
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When you go down on a woman making her squirt and as she starts to squirt you yell VROOM and motorboat her pussy lips.
Jimmy: Yo did you hear about Dom?! He was riding the secret jetski last night!
Nick: No way, gotta stay out of the splash zone!
When shes giving you that sweet sweet gawk gawk and your glizzy shoots an absolute stream of buttermilk into her eye, piercing and blinding as an arrowhead.
Bobby: Yo Nate did you hear about Ben? He was hammered and shot a buttermilk arrowhead into his girls eye, now sheâs gotta wear a patch for weeks.
Nate: Fuck bro that sucks, what an absolute stud though.