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Reverse Friendzone

When you get with a girl and then after she says she just wants to be friends

John: Aw man did you hear about Dro he got reverse friendzoned by that girl!
Mary: Aw no way getting reverse friendzoned is the worst!

by Sgo hills November 19, 2014

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Secret Jetski

When you go down on a woman making her squirt and as she starts to squirt you yell VROOM and motorboat her pussy lips.

Jimmy: Yo did you hear about Dom?! He was riding the secret jetski last night!
Nick: No way, gotta stay out of the splash zone!

by Sgo hills July 22, 2021


Buttermilk Arrowhead

When shes giving you that sweet sweet gawk gawk and your glizzy shoots an absolute stream of buttermilk into her eye, piercing and blinding as an arrowhead.

Bobby: Yo Nate did you hear about Ben? He was hammered and shot a buttermilk arrowhead into his girls eye, now she’s gotta wear a patch for weeks.

Nate: Fuck bro that sucks, what an absolute stud though.

by Sgo hills July 22, 2021