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Seagull

Seagulls are bar patrons age 50+ who commonly "fly" from bar to bar abusing already inexpensive food & drink specials, such as happy hour & complentary items. They usually leave without tipping, or tipping very little. They then stumble out of the bar drunk & full-bellied & ready to take advantage of the next place on their list.

1. "Happy hour is about to start, those damn seagulls are about to swoop in!"

by Sgrqk May 6, 2015