pencil porn

the act of drawing male or female genitalia. This usually is caused by boring classes in high school and college. In other cases, a very special sharpie porn can be found inside bathroom stalls.

Cartman: "Chemistry was so boring today, but I accomplished some serious pencil porn."

Stan: "Eek, a penis!"

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jabberdeen

Noun: a turnkey device for smoking pot. A low-profile wooden container that discretely hides a one-hitter pipe and your bud; while perfectly fitting the contours of your hand. You take the pipe, twist it into the bud at the bottom of the jabberdeen, and it will compact inside the end of the pipe. Best for quick, on-the-go recreational smoking.

"Time to hit the jabberdeen, a few shots of Jager', and watch some NFL RedZone." Chuck admirably said.