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A channel that had great variety now fucked up by corporate greed and brainless kids tv executives that believe their audiences are nothing but braindead idiots
The channel is noted for doing bad shit like backstabbing Nelvana over Max & Ruby, screwing over The Legend of Korra and flooding their schedule with endless reruns of Spongebob Squarepants
You know Nickelodeon has fucked for these indications
- You know Nick fucked up when it's top 2 highest rated programs are the annual Kids Choice Awards and SpongeBob reruns
- You know Nick fucked up when the content on Smile of a Child and Sprout look more appealing than their garbage
- You know Nick fucked up when you noticed the UK does a better job with Kids TV than here in the USA
Kid: "Hey mom, Remember when Nickelodeon was awesome?"
Mother: "Yes, It was a time when i wasn't forced to drive myself to drink all because of all those airings of SpongeBob, Dora The Explorer and Bubble Guppies"
Dad: "Honey, did you say Bubble Guppies?"
Mother: "Yes dear!"
*Dad kills himself with gunshot to the head*
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A literal garbage human that has massive amounts on unearned wealth by buying up a retail of its stock of a specific item (whether it be game consoles, PC components or Pokemon cards) and resell them at a ridiculously high price
Scalpers became the bane of everyone's existence when the COVID-19 pandemic hit in 2020, as Scalpers started to use custom made bots to buy the stocks of PS5s, XBOX Series X and Series X before everyone else does, not to mention buy up boxes of McDonald's exclusive Pokemon cards before Mickey D's had the chance to plant them into happy meals
However as of this article's writing, the modern day Scalper gets away with this trashy foolishness as Scalping is only illegal if they scalp tickets to sports events and other live events
Billy: Hi gang, i just got this sweet computer
Friend 1: Where did you get it?
Billy: StockX (THE Website that encouraged the Scalper movement as it is now)
Friend 2: Mate, you got hosed - We got ours at retail price
*Billy goes on road to be hit by a semi truck after realizing his fuck up*
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a size of a man's dick normally reserved for young adults of current generation and especially those that either
1. Support Democrats regardless of corruption and sexual deviancy
2. Blindly believe anything on Twitter
3. Willing to beg for attention even if it means simping to groups like ANTIFA and BLM
Bystander: Look at that dear, that BLM supporter is sexually assaulting the high school cheerleaders
Bystander #2 (his wife): Well... that proves that people like him has a shrimp dick with pride whatsoever
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WOW (or Wide Open West), a weak sauce cable provider that got lucky in terms of customer increase because of the Time Warner Cable/Comcast Merger Scare
Wide Open West wants you to think you're getting the best channels on cable but unforntunately the cable company's cable lineup is so barebones it's laughable as a plethora of HD channels and desired channels like Smile of a Child, Sprout among others are non-existent on their lineup as they are too fucking lazy to even make a deal to pick up these channels
WOW's OS on their cable boxes are pretty sad as they can't make a simple task like finding your show and ask it to record simple in execution
A kid: MOM!
Mother: Yes dear?
A kid: Where's Sprout?
Mother: We don't get it no more
A kid: Why?
Mother: We switched to WOW
*kid kills himself by drowning in bleach*
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An openly bigoted morning radio show funded by big corporate sponsors and endorsed by radio monopoly conglomerate, iHeartMedia a.k.a iHeartRadio (formerly Clear Channel Communications)
The Breakfast Club is run by a bunch of african americans with very toxic attitudes that cry victim every weekday morning on syndicated iHeartRadio owned radio stations while calling white people either "jar of mayo" or a "donkey" whenever they can while getting away with profanity and spreading divisive rhetoric on a regular basis
*kid and father sees mother in distraught*
Kid: Mommy, what's wrong?
Mother: My boss force me and the rest of the workers to listen to The Breakfast Club
Father: GIVE ME CANCER NOW GOD!
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A barely passible anti-perspirant that's known for its heavy lies in its advertising
Ever since the early 2000s, Axe Body Spray promised that men that apply the stuff to them as instructed on their heavily-rotated commercials will have girls magically wanna have sex with them but the reality strikes hard once they try the product in real life after believing the lies in the commercials
In real life, Axe Body Spray is nothing more than a real life equivalent to the "Yo Girl" cologne from the MTV TV Movie "2GE+HER", a product that promises that you'll be a chick magnet but instead you'll get rashes and ass beatings after application
or to put it lightly, Axe Body Spray is a gateway to incel culture - once you believe the bullshit they promised and you noticed it's all bullshit - you're now one of.. THEM!
High School Boy: I tried Axe Body Spray after seeing the ads on MTV
Mom: Why?
High School Boy: Prom's next week and i need someone to go with and "do it" with
Mom: Did it work?
High School Boy: No! My dick and my arm pits have a massive rash and all the muscle bound rich boyfriends beat the fuck outta me
Mom: What are you doing now?
High School Boy: Admit defeat by killing myself
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