Nintengineering

The magical property of Nintendo products to be nearly indestructible by blunt force.

I dropped my Wiimote on my DS on it and they both went flying down the stairs and into a concrete wall. They had a couple scuffs, but because of the good Nintengineering, neither of them have any structural damage and still work perfectly.

Bieber Paradox

The paradox that occurs when trying to simultaneously imply that Justin Bieber is both female and homosexual, yet not a lesbian.

*male joins a group of friends*
1: "I had sex with a girl that just turned 18 last night."
2: "You mean Justin Bieber?"
3: "There's no way it was a girl. So is Justin Bieber a good top?"
1: "You guys suck. And you need to decide on if Bieber is gay or a girl, the Bieber paradox is messing with my head."

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