Chicked

To be outperformed by a female in a sporting or athletic context.

"Dude I got chicked in my 5k on sunday, I'm so embarrassed"

Girlfriend

Penis depository

My girlfriend is the best penis depository

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defenestration

The act of throwing someone out of a window

Guy 1: Dude my girl friend is being a huge bitch.
Guy 2: You could always commit some defenestration on her bitchy ass.
Guy 1: Good point
Later that day in hosptial
Doctor: you girlfriend has 18 broken vertebrea, she is lucky to be alive
*Guy 1 Defenestrates doctor to solve that problem*

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