André

The most badass person you'll ever meet in your life. Anything he does, it's for the sake of badassery. He sleeps like a badass, eats like a badass, exists like a badass. But trust me on this one folks, do not try to mess with this guys. HE. WILL. MESS. YOU. UP. You won't even know what it you. You'll hope it was a truck and you got isekaid to a better place. But he's also really kind and caring. He'll have your back an support you in anything you want to do. Wanna study law? He'll help you study. Wanna build a muscle car from scratch? He'll build it with you. Wanna start a revolution and overthrown a government? He'll find you an army, lead it and hand it to you, simply because he was bored. So, please for the love of everything unholy in this universe, if you have an André, keep him with you at all costs, they are a rare treasure in this world.

Man, I did so much cool stuff today, I'm feeling André.