Lost Seamen

Spent semen down the shower drain.

"My shower drain has claimed more lost seamen then all of the Great Lakes combined.

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Levee Breaker

Such a large bowel movement, that the toilet overflows without any toilet paper involved. Generally requires major cleanup.

I ate so much greasy food that the next day I flooded the bathroom with a levee breaker.

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