Zachary

With his big fat hazel eyes he has lots of humor and can make any crowd laugh. He’s not afraid to show anything about him, including farting and crying infront of a big crowd. He loves to help around the house and loves volunteering, he despises children. He cares deeply for food and is a pig. He’s very full of him self and cares deeply about how he looks, you’ll never catch a moment when he’s not looking in the mirror. Overall he’s a great person and don’t let him go.

Friend: hey Zach! I just wanted to say you’re an amazing friend

Zachary: I already know :)