Empty my cup

The act in which you are given a Blowjob resulting in your cup "penis" is emptied of all cum

Get on your knees and empty my cup

Sweeken

A more efficient and simple way to say this weekend.

Shanna- "hey! What do you want to do sweeken." Derek- "what did you just call me."

Guilty job

When a girl ,who is in a relationship with somebody else, crys and says how she should not be doing this but still continues to finish the job

Guy 1- "Damn bro did you see that girl?" "Too bad she's got a boyfriend." Guy 2- "yeah she won't let you hit it, but she sure will give you a guilty job"

Tubberware

A word created by a mentally handicapped redneck because the can’t make a p sound with a dip of grizzly in their lip.

Imma get me some of that Walmart lasagna in a tubberware container for lunch ol son

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Paddymeals

When you way too busy doing nothing to cook dinner so you go out and get the family a bunch of paddymeals

Marley- "Have you seen mom?" Jenna-"yeah she didn't feel like cooking so she went out to get us some paddymeals" Ben- "she needs to hurry, I'm starving"

Frozen tozen

When its so cold outside your toes feel like they're frozen

You know its cold outside when you got frozen tozen