thats what she said

to make something innocent sound sexual

boy: my toe is hanging out of my shoe
boy #2 well put it back in
boy: thats what she said

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Hole-a-dex

A list of bottoms that top has had?

Guy 1: “I have a date with this guy, have you slept with him”
Guy 2 “let me check my hole-a-dex”