glarglar

An alien unit of computation used in Matrioshka brain data centres. Often used to simulate human life.

⊑⟒⊬ ☌⎍⊬⌇, ⊑⍜⍙ ⋔⏃⋏⊬ glarglars ⎅⍜ ⍙⟒ ⋏⟒⟒⎅ ⏁⍜ ☌⟒⏁ ⏁⍜ ⌿⌰⏃⊬ ⏁⍜ ⏁⊑⟒ ⟒⋏⎅ ⍜⎎ ⏁⊑⟟⌇ ⊑⎍⋔⏃⋏ ⌰⟟⎎⟒ ⌇⟟⋔⎍⌰⏃⏁⍜⍀?

randomostic

A person with outbursts of random activities. It is usually not possible for such a person to control themselves.

Kid: Mom, why did daddy put some ketchup in my cereal?
Mother: You dad is randomostic.
Father: ** Smashes milk carton into the table with baseball bat with incredible force. Then leaves for work. **