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1. Someone who has absolutely no concept of time, and is always so so incredibly late.
2. A person who constantly makes other people wait on them, for hours, and on some severe occasions days.
- When it comes to the timeline of days rather than hours, that would be referred to as a âAsh Dingerâ
3. Has absolutely zero self awareness as to how oneâs actions directly impacts other around them.
My friend John asked me to pick him up tomorrow at 1 PM, but everyone knows he is a real dinger and is always making people wait on him for a ridiculous amount of time so I am not going to show up until 2 PM.
When you are getting a blowjob while she is taking a shit.
Aka reverse blumpkin
my girl has had diarrhea all week, which has actually been kind of nice because Iâve been getting dirty Doupés all day.
When you are fucking a girl in missionary position with her legs around your shoulders, then pull out and try to sneakily put it in her bum hole instead of her pussy.
My boyfriend is always pulling out and trying to pull a sneaky Neubs, but my asshole is too tight so it never fits.
A total bro to the max!
Will always be the first guy to volunteer to hold your cock while you take a piss when you are to busy handcuffed becuase you are being arrested.
Always down to give dutch Ruters!
Dillon my bud, is the OG dillonowsky, he is always there to hold cock when I get arrested.