Bricko

noun - teacher or other individual holding a higher status in either a classroom or an office who is unfair, overly strict, or rude.

"I can't believe Mr. Smith gave me an C on that project, I worked hard on that. What a fucking bricko."

tilted

When something is off or skewed. Screwed up. Confusing or confused, based on context.

1. Those test directions were so tilted. I had no idea what to do.

2. I'm feeling a bit better today, yesterday my stomach was so titled I kept puking everywhere.