Julian

A kind hearted person who tries (and fails) to make an honest living. He commits crime so he may one day retire with his best friends, Bubbles and Ricky. He is always holding a drink (most often Rum and Coke with ice), and it almost never spills. On top of that, he only gets drunk from Swish, a homemade alcoholic drink.

Mrs. Peterson"But listen, youve had enough to drink today"
Julian"Ive only had a couple drinks today-"
P"Please dont drink anymore, thats your 5th one"
J"Ive only had a couple, im not drunk, y'know, Im just having a couple"
P"You're going to be if you drink that all"
J"Well i dont get drunk, i drink more than like the average person"
P"...okay"