Snatch Mileage

How much action a womans vagina has seen over the years.

Guy#1 "I pulled up her skirt, lowered her thong and BOY! all I could see hanging down was some serious snatch mileage!"
Guy#2 "Ahh whatever man, your mama has low snatch mileage between her legs! I love it!"
Guy#1 "Hey, fuck you man...!"

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Slum Surfing

The act of driving through a very deprived area in a car worth more than the area itself. Usually to get a rush out of the locals attempting to chase the driver.

"Oh darn it Edwin, I'm fed up of all this champagne - lets go slum surfing for a chuckle"