fat mike

adj.
When someone busts open a locker and pisses on their shit.

"i am gonna bust open this kids locker and give him a Fat Mike."

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one eyed snake

A stumpy/long and usually fat or skinny pink, brown or yellow sausage shaped snake that throws up when excited, usually after stroking it. The 'one-eye' is actually its mouth from where it spunks out spunk like a monkey spunky kiss it in the funky area.

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dooby-doo

Scooby-doo's drug addict cousin.

Scooby-doo was visiting dooby-doo.

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nugz

pl n. very strong marijuana

Man, I got these nugz for $120 a quo.

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spamble

the act of rubbing two penguins together in order to produce heat, creats a shrill squeeking sound, somewhat similar to that of rubbing two ballons together

"Shew, its cold dont you think?"
"Sure is, we need heat lets spamble"

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double whammy

The grabbing of both of a female's breasts or ass cheeks at the same time.

I just gave Lizzy a double whammy!

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Mentor

1) The illest town on the south shore of Erie
2) The home of the world's largest annual bonfire (read: marsh fire )
3) Home of Cow-Tipping Olympics

How could it get better than Mentor?

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