Abscondalize

(Ab●Scond●Alie●Z)

Whatever Shaggz needs it to be.

In example:
"Hey what are you doing?"
"Calm down I'm Abscondalizing, that's all."
Can not be used against Shaggz.
In example:
"Hey shaggz you can't abscondalize here!"
Shaggz in response could/would say:

"Hang on wait, that's not abscondalizing though!"

And magically it wouldn't be abscondalizing, also whatever he was accused of would have never happened.

I abscondalized my way here. Probably gonna be abscondalizing back shortly.