Poop Stop

A stop, often urgent and unexpected, between two destinations to have explosive diarrhea or shit squirts. It is a derivative of a pit stop, but solely for taking a poop before you arrive at your final destination.

On the way back from lunch, Susie Q had to stop on the 8th floor for a poop stop to avoid blowing up the bathroom on her floor.

poo-ruse

The art of taking your time to peruse a shop’s offerings while you work up a nasty dump to take there before you leave.

Kyle stopped at the Cracker Barrel on the way to Georgia and took his time to poo-ruse each and every nick nacho patty whack before he dropped his load … and then got back on the road.

Shit and shuffle

Running out of a public bathroom (without washing hands) after you take a huge, nasty shit...in an effort to avoid possibility of eye contact with other nonshitters who may be leaving bathroom....

Susie Q Public had to shit and shuffle out of Barnes and Noble after she blasted the stall with a fresh case of explosive diarrhea...luckily she didn't see anyone on the way out and had hand sanitizer in her purse.

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