Bulldog Publicist

If you don't know where the client ends and the publicist begins, you're a Bulldog Publicist. Sniffing the client's derriere to bolster their pathetic brands and pick out extended contract lengths is the sure sign of a Bulldog Publicist. Beware of their phony accents, dyed hair and dazzling smile as they will attempt to pour honey in your ear while dry-humping your wallet.

Bulldog Publicist: I hired a PR company to promote a brand I thought would do well in the marketplace. After pumping my ego and licking my bank account dry they dismounted my ideas and left me panting but without real direction.