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âYou robbed a blind guy? Man, youâre going S.T.H.â
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Awards show for actors who are past their prime or in tax trouble and go from starring in A-list films to making Nothing But Shit movies that were only created to show off some Russian mobsterâs girlfriend.
This year Nicholas Cage won most loony, John Cusack won most boring and Steven Seagal won fattest ass at the NBS awards!
Fucking nutcase, like that creepy-eyed Heavenâs Gate guy or any other weird cult leader/believer who is totally detached from reality.
âSee that dude over there talking about aliens and comets? Dude, heâs a total futcase.â
The secret ingredient in erectile dysfunction pills.
âTry our new, improved ED pill! Now with BONERONIUM!â
When your poop is thick like tar and sticks to the t.p. like glue, you have the gloops.
Man, the tacos I ate last night gave me the gloops!
What happens when boring people party.
Did you go to the Golden Globes? I hear it was blandemonium!