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when your wife makes you part of a throuple but you don’t actually get to do anything sexual because it’s the worst throuple ever.

Brandi (whilst plunging her girlfriend with a giant rubber dolphin dildo) : “Ryyyaaaaaannnn… DON’T fuck her she doesn’t like dick. DON’T put your dick in her mouth she doesn’t do that! DON’T get jizz on her!! Now hit her with a belt. NO DON’T DO THAT!” (Starts crying)

Ryan (rolls over fully erect and disgusted): damn bitch turned me out now I’m her CuckadoodleDON’T

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