douche the chewy louie

a term used to mean "take a shit"

-"man, i had to douche the chewy louie"
-"dude, did not need to know that"

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Kamikaze

A sexual position where you are in a fromby and then prop one foot up on a coffee table (or something similar) and then you hit that tang with a radical downward angle (similar to a WW2 Japanese pilot's attack on ships).

Garry: So you get any last night, Aaron?
Aaron: Yeah man. I totally went kamikaze on that shit!!
Garry: Noice...I'm proud of you.

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check please

What you say after you either severely burn someone, indicating the coup de grace, or to indicate to the other party that the conversation is over.

Friend 1: You know how I know you're gay?
Friend 2: Well it cant be the fact that I'm talking to an outstandingly attractive Cuban woman on the phone right now...that would disprove the gayness.
Friend 1: Yeah...but you smiled at me so that makes any other straightness null and void. check please!

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sammin

when youre just going with the flow and chillin. pronounced like "salmon"

-"yo, what up mang?"
-"not much man, just sammin it up over at dubR's place"

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