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Casino Hands: A term used to showcase to one's pet dog that the owner has no more food in their hands. It is performed by clapping the hands together and then separating them and giving the hands a quick shake. Exactly how a casino dealer performs this before switching off to a co-worker to prove that nothing is left in their hands.
"Man Sara, Duke is so damn crazy about food that he won't stop begging me for mine until I do the casino hands!"
"Brewer!! I just did casino hands! You know that Momma has no more food!"
"Jake I know you're hungry after your workout but damn! You're acting like my dog does until I do the casino hands. Bring a snack next time!"
Cornchippy: It is a term used to describe the smell of a smaller sized dog, usually of the Chihuahua type breed, who lays under multiple blankets for most of the day, and literally smells like warm fresh cornchips or hot Frito's.
Example: Don't lift the covers yet! Buddy's been under the blankets for 3 hours and he'll be totally cornchippy!
Example: Have you smelled how damn cornchippy Brewer is?!
Example: Each hour Fredricka is under the covers she's straight up pure cornchippy!
Ballarea: the smell of rotting gentials found wafting through the air at most health clubs and gyms by unclean & unkempt people usually over the age of 55 years and of the male gender.
Pronounced as ball-air-eah
"Man, is it me or did Dave's ballarea blast you in the nose today or what?!"
"Don't even try to use the men's locker room -the ballarea in there is off the charts today!"
"Crazy. I've never smelt ballarea on a woman before....then I met Emily!"
Unwashed balls Old man stink Men who don't wash their sacks for dayseven on some old women I detect ballarea
A place inside of your extremely tiny apartment where you have purchased very low end or used pieces of gym equiptment/fitness apparatus's. This is due to the country shutting everything down, especially places in which you could actually boost your immune system via exercise (i.e., a gym, a healthclub or a yoga studio) but alas, you are trapped at home"for the health & safety of all". Bit by bit you acquire workout tools and video's, and as time goes on, you learn how to exercise in a 10 foot by 10 foot area-dodging couches, the dog, having your husband leave the room so that you can do some "Just Dance." A jailhouse gym is the poor man's only way to somewhat maintain any kind of workout or exercise routine, & is set up in an extremely small area where movement is barely possible.
Friend: "Hey, what have you been up to during the lockdown?" Me: "Just been trying to not go completely insane by working out in my jailhouse gym."